Hi there. My name is Turk Menzel. I got the name Turk because my family used to be so into Thanksgiving. I mean, really into it. It was the biggest event of the year around my house. Now, itโ€™s a day everyone cringes at. There is no more celebration. No turkey. No dressing. No jelly-like [โ€ฆ]

A Rage Against the Machine Thanksgiving