Deep in the Sarcastic Sea, where the waves whisper insults and the sharks wear tiny hats, sailed Captain Ironjaw McGraw—the least fearsome pirate to ever plunder. His ship? The Soggy Biscuit, which mostly just leaked in a sad, squeaky rhythm.His crew? Three seagulls named Jeff.His treasure? One sad spoon from an IHOP. But his greatest shame? His first mate was a coconut. “BLAZING BARNACLES, COCO, STOP GIVING ME […]

Of Coconuts, Pirates, and Camp Fun for One