A version of this article also appeared in the It’s Not Just You newsletter. Sign up here to receive a new edition every Sunday. And write to me at Susanna@Time.com. When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today. ―Caitlin…

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